- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke….that truck is now known as Optimus Prime
- Chuck Norris once cut a knife with a stick of butter.
- Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead, it is just afraid to move.
- Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
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